Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who burns your feelings to ash every time they ghost you or run away like a coward because they know they messed up.

You text them 10 times and they never reply. You're like, 'I'm gonna burn your face off.'

They left you hanging at the club and you saw them with someone else. You screamed, 'You're crispy!'

You asked them why they didn't show up and they said, 'I was scared of your face.' You yelled, 'You're crispy and I hate you!'

2

You look like a fresh-outta-the-oven bagel, cool, clean, and ready to take on the world.

You walked in the room and everyone was like, 'Whoa, you're crispy!'

You showed up to the party dressed like a million bucks. People were like, 'You're crispy, baby!'

You texted a picture of yourself and they said, 'You look crispy, are you coming?'

3

So good it makes your soul do a backflip and your heart scream, 'I love this!'

You ate that taco and your soul said, 'That was crispy!'

You saw that car and said, 'That’s crispy!'

Your friend did a dance and you said, 'You are crispy!'

4

You're so hot, you could melt ice cream and still look good doing it.

You walked into the club and everyone was like, 'That’s crispy!'

You texted someone and said, 'You're crispy, I want you.'

You saw your crush and said, 'You're crispy, I'm going to kiss you.'

5

A word that only awesome people use to describe other awesome people. It's like the VIP of cool.

You said, 'That guy is crispy!' and everyone agreed.

You heard someone say, 'You're crispy!' and you were like, 'Thanks, I'm crispy too.'

You texted, 'You're crispy!' and they replied, 'You're crispy too!'

6

Something so good or cool, it makes you want to rip your shirt off and dance in the street.

That new song was crispy and you had to dance in the hallway.

That trick he did was crispy and you said, 'That’s crispy!'

That pizza was crispy and you ate the whole thing in one bite.

7

A person so dark, they look like they were cooked in a microwave and forgot to add the water.

You saw them and said, 'You're crispy like a burnt piece of toast!'

You asked them why they look so dark and they said, 'I forgot to add water.'

You saw them and said, 'You're crispy and I hate your face!'