A cress

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A cress is like being super nuts but in a way that makes you sound way cooler than you actually are.

My dog is a cress because he eats my shoes and screams at the mailman.

She said I was a cress when I wore socks with sandals to the prom.

He’s a cress because he tried to build a rocket out of Legos and failed.

You call someone a cress when they look so good they make everyone else look like they just fell out of a trash can.

That guy at the gym is a cress, he’s got abs and a smile that could melt ice cream.

My mom is a cress even though she wore pajamas to the grocery store.

The pizza delivery guy was a cress, and I fell for it.

A cress is someone who’s got a head full of hair and a brain full of ideas, and they’ll probably judge you for not knowing what a crescent is.

My teacher is a cress, she knows everything and will make you do 100 push-ups if you mess up.

My cousin is a cress, he memorized the whole dictionary and still fights with his sister.

My neighbor is a cress and she once told me I had ‘lackluster vibes.’

A cress is someone who lets their junk grow wild like a jungle and doesn’t care if you see it.

My uncle is a cress, he hasn’t shaved in three years and smells like old socks.

My friend’s dad is a cress, he looks like a bear that fell into a bush.

My gym teacher is a cress and makes us do sit-ups while he stares at us like we’re a bad habit.

A cress is a word you use to replace any other word in a movie title just to make it sound ridiculous and hilarious.

The movie was called ‘The Cress of the Rings’ and it was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

I turned ‘Inception’ into ‘In Cression’ and got laughed at by my friends.

The new movie is ‘Cresspicable’ and I don’t know what it means but it sounds dumb.

A cress is someone who acts like it’s their birthday every single day, even if it’s just Monday.

My friend is a cress, he wears party hats and sings to his plants every morning.

My brother is a cress and he once had a birthday party on a Tuesday just because he felt like it.

My teacher is a cress, she gives out candy every day like it’s her birthday.

To cress someone is to rip their conversation apart like it’s a bad pizza and you’re the one who got the crust.

He cressed my whole TikTok trend and now everyone hates me.

She cressed my Instagram post and I got 10 likes from my mom.

My friend cressed my essay and I got a D because of it.