a crepe in the waffle house

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A guy who looks like a flamingo wearing a chicken suit at a pizza party

I saw a crepe in the waffle house eating a waffle like it was a taco.

My mom said my uncle is a crepe in the waffle house because he tried to flirt with my aunt's friend.

The guy at the gym who stared at me for 10 minutes was a crepe in the waffle house.

A man who thinks he's the main character of a cereal box but nobody eats his cereal

My teacher called my friend a crepe in the waffle house because he asked the principal for a raise.

The guy at the donut shop who talks to the donuts is a crepe in the waffle house.

My brother's friend is a crepe in the waffle house because he tried to propose to my sister's dog.

A guy who shows up to a barbecue in pajamas and brings a salad

My neighbor is a crepe in the waffle house because he tried to join our football team and missed the whole game.

The guy who asked me to marry him at the grocery store was a crepe in the waffle house.

My dad's coworker is a crepe in the waffle house because he brought a blender to a karate class.

A man who wears socks with sandals and thinks it's a fashion statement

My cousin is a crepe in the waffle house because he tried to be cool by wearing socks with sandals to a concert.

The guy at the coffee shop who talks to the barista like they're dating is a crepe in the waffle house.

My uncle is a crepe in the waffle house because he tried to dance at a funeral.

A man who thinks he's a superhero but only has a cape and a bad attitude

My friend's brother is a crepe in the waffle house because he tried to save the world by eating all the pizza.

The guy who yelled at the mailman was a crepe in the waffle house.

My mom's friend is a crepe in the waffle house because he tried to be a DJ but only played his own music.

A man who shows up to a party and starts a fight over who has the best chicken nuggets

The guy who started a fight at the movie theater was a crepe in the waffle house.

My neighbor's brother is a crepe in the waffle house because he tried to be a rapper but only knew one song.

The man who yelled at the pizza delivery guy was a crepe in the waffle house.