a creepy person

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A creepy person is someone who smells like old cheese and thinks it's cool to whisper secrets to kids while wearing a tuxedo at 3 a. m.

A creepy person asked my kid if he wanted to play hide and seek in the dark and then followed him into the basement.

A creepy person tried to convince my daughter that the moon was made of hair and that she had to touch it to become a wizard.

A creepy person sent me a text that said, 'Your kid is special.' I replied, 'No, your kid is a weirdo.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A creepy person is someone who uses their toes like tiny fingers to pinch you until you scream and question your life choices.

A creepy person pinched my foot so hard I thought my sock was on fire.

My kid’s friend tried to pinch my kid during lunch and got tackled by the principal.

A creepy person sent me a message: 'I pinch you in your dreams. You will never escape.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A creepy person is someone who has been in love with you for three years and stares at you like you’re a snack they’re trying to eat and then gets even more obsessed.

A creepy person stared at me in the grocery store for ten minutes straight and then followed me to the car.

A creepy person tried to flirt with my kid and then started crying when my kid asked for ice cream.

A creepy person texted me: 'I have been watching you for years. You are the best thing I’ve ever seen.' I replied, 'You are the worst thing I’ve ever seen.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago