A Creamy Crystal

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When a girl slams a giant scoop of ice cream or a milkshake straight into your junk and then licks it like it’s the last piece of pizza

My ex did this in the middle of the mall. I looked like a confused penguin.

He got a milkshake in his nuts during lunch. The whole table laughed like it was the funniest thing ever.

She dumped a double scoop of chocolate ice cream on my balls during gym class. The teacher gave me a detention for laughing too hard.

When a girl throws ice cream or a milkshake on your junk and then eats it like it’s a snack

I got creamed in the face during a fight. Then she ate it like it was a taco.

At the park, she dumped a milkshake on my nuts and then sucked it like it was a lollipop.

He got a chocolate shake in his junk and then licked it like it was a birthday cake.

When a girl pours ice cream or a milkshake on your junk and then takes a bite like it’s a burger

She poured a whole tub of vanilla ice cream on my balls and then took a bite like it was a hot dog.

He got a milkshake in his nuts at the mall and then bit into it like it was a sandwich.

During a break, she dumped a shake on my junk and then chewed it like it was a chip.