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to get so turned on you drip cream all over your pants like a broken faucet

My crush walked into the room and I creamed my pants like I was leaking cheese.

I saw my teacher in a swimsuit and I creamed my pants in math class.

He sent me a photo of his cat wearing a hat and I creamed my pants during lunch.

when a woman goes from zero to orgasm in one second like a rocket launch

She saw him in the hallway and exploded like a firework.

He said 'hi' and she creamed herself like she was on a rollercoaster.

Her friend told her a joke and she creamed like she was hit by a truck.

when you blow load in her mouth and she goes from happy to coughing like she’s dying

He blew load in her mouth and she started coughing like she had a lung infection.

She said 'I love you' and he blew load in her mouth and she choked on it.

He surprised her with a blow job and she started choking like she was drowning.