Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who is so jealous she'll text you at 2 a. m. crying about your new girlfriend, then the next day she'll try to seduce your dad.

She DM'd me: 'You're not perfect, you're just broken.'

She called me at 3 a. m. saying my new girlfriend was 'a meathead in a dress.'

She tried to flirt with my dad at the grocery store.

2

A woman with more mood swings than a toddler on a sugar high and more drama than a soap opera.

She sent me a text: 'I was fine until you showed up.'

She cried at the mall because I didn't text her back.

She called me at work and said I was 'the worst human being ever.'

3

A girl who will slash your tires, burn your clothes, and try to get you fired just to make you feel bad.

She slashed my tires and left a note that said 'You're a loser.'

She burned my favorite hoodie and sent me a photo of it in the trash.

She told my boss I was 'a terrible employee.'

4

A girl who loves to have wild sex, but when she's not doing that, she'll scream at you for no reason and throw things.

She sent me a message: 'Let's have wild sex now!'

She threw my phone at me because I didn't text her.

She screamed at me during a movie and said I was 'a piece of trash.'

5

A girl who thinks she's the only one who matters and gets mad if you talk to any other girl.

She said, 'You're only with me because you're lazy.'

She called me at work because I talked to another girl.

She blocked me on Instagram because I liked someone else.

6

A woman who's smart enough to see through your lies but will wait until you're exhausted before she explodes and tells you everything you did wrong.

She said, 'You're the worst.'

She waited until I was at work to tell me all my faults.

She texted me at 11 p. m. and said, 'You're a piece of garbage.'

7

A woman who had a bad childhood and now acts like a crazy hot mess during sex and at nightclubs.

She said, 'Let's do it in the back of the club.'

She texted me at 2 a. m. and said, 'I miss you.'

She told me about her childhood and said, 'You're my escape.'