a crapella

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When someone blasts music through their headphones and yells along like they're the next big star, but their voice is so bad it sounds like a goat was tortured.
My neighbor thinks she's Taylor Swift. She sings so loud I can hear her in the next town.
He turned his volume up to 100 and started belting out 'Bohemian Rhapsody' like it was a life-or-death situation.
At the gym, a guy sang along to his playlist so badly, the weights started crying.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you take a dump so bad it sounds like a war broke out in your butt, and you can't help but scream like you're being stabbed.
My dog ran out of the house when I had my first crapella of the day.
She took a dump so loud, the neighbors called the police.
He did a crapella so strong, it woke up the ghost in the attic.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When someone turns their music up to the point it's like a nuclear bomb went off in their ears, and they think they're singing, but they're just making noise.
She turned her music up so loud, the cat ran away and hid in the closet.
He was singing so badly, I thought his headphones were broken.
The whole bus was screaming because he was doing a crapella on the way to school.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you think you're singing like a pro, but you're actually just yelling into a tiny speaker and don't realize how bad you sound.
He thought he was singing, but he was just screaming into a tiny hole.
She didn't realize her voice was like a broken blender.
He had headphones in and thought he was perfect, but he sounded like a dying goat.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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When you sing so badly it sounds like someone threw a bunch of trash in a blender and called it music.
She sang so bad, the dog started barking at her.
He was singing so loud, the walls started vibrating.
At the party, someone started a crapella and everyone ran out.
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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