a cramp chow

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a man who gets cramps all day and eats pork like it's his last meal before getting cursed
I woke up with cramps so bad I ate a whole pork leg like it was a holy relic
He cramps so much he needs gloves and pork to survive the day
That guy gets cramps every time he blinks and eats pork like it's a religion
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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a man who gets cramps so hard he needs pork and gloves to keep from screaming in agony
He cramps so bad he eats pork and wears gloves like it's a battle
That man cramps so much he needs gloves and pork to survive the day
He gets cramps every hour and eats pork like it's a curse
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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a man cursed with cramps who eats pork and wears gloves like they’re his only hope
He cramps all day and eats pork like it's a prayer
That guy gets cramps every time he moves and wears gloves like they’re magic
He eats pork and wears gloves like they’re the only things keeping him from screaming
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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