A Craig David

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When you're stuck in a mess and you just plain walk away like you're leaving a broken relationship and a bad haircut behind.
'I did a Craig David and left the party before the karaoke started.'
'He did a Craig David after his ex showed up with a new guy.'
'I did a Craig David after my boss yelled at me for three hours.'
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A crazy drink that's like tequila and pineapple juice mixed together and you have to drink them in the weirdest way ever.
'I tried a Craig David and I nearly choked on pineapple juice.'
'At the pub, we all did a Craig David and half of us threw up.'
'That drink is so stupid, but I still do a Craig David every time.'
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The most amazing singer who can sing anything but no one knows his name because he’s too good for fame.
'Craig David is the best singer, and no one gives him the credit he deserves.'
'He can sing pop, RnB, and even hip-hop like it’s his job.'
'If he was famous, the world would be better.'
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When you're stuck in a situation and you just leave like you're escaping a bad relationship and a bad haircut.
'I did a fill me in and left the party before the karaoke started.'
'He did a fill me in after his ex showed up with a new guy.'
'I did a fill me in after my boss yelled at me for three hours.'
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When you leave a situation like you're walking away from a bad relationship and a bad haircut and you're doing it with style.
'I did a walking away and left the party before the karaoke started.'
'He did a walking away after his ex showed up with a new guy.'
'I did a walking away after my boss yelled at me for three hours.'
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When someone loses their mind and yells at you like you owe them money and their dog just died.
'She went mental when her phone died in the middle of a video call.'
'He went mental when his pizza was late by 20 minutes.'
'I went mental when my dog ate my homework.'
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When a woman trims her pubic hair so much it looks like a beard, and it looks like it was done by a man named Craig David.
'Her pubic hair looked like a beard and it was terrifying.'
'He had a beard and a woman had a pubic beard and it was the same.'
'That woman had a pubic beard and it was wild.'
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