A crafty darragh

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Doing the least work possible but acting like you're a genius for pulling it off

I turned in a 200-word essay and got an A. My teacher said I 'think outside the box.' I think she's high.

He showed up to the meeting in pajamas and got a promotion. I swear he paid someone.

She copied my homework and got praised. I got yelled at for being 'too smart.'

When you fake hard work and everyone believes you're actually working hard

I stayed up until 2 a. m. to look like I studied. My mom thinks I'm a scholar. I'm just tired.

He said he studied all night. I saw him on TikTok until 1 a. m. He's a fraud.

She pretended to read a book. I saw her watching cat videos. She got an A. I got a D.

Getting praised for doing the bare minimum, even though you're just pretending to be good at stuff

I aced the test by guessing. My teacher said I'm a 'math wizard.' I'm just lucky.

He got a job by saying he's 'very organized.' He just knows where his pizza is.

She got a raise for showing up on time. She's been late every day. She's a con artist.

Doing the easiest part of a job and acting like you did all the hard work

I fixed one light bulb and got a bonus. My boss said I'm a 'fixing machine.' I'm just a lazy man.

She painted one wall and got a raise. The rest of the house is still white.

He cleaned one room and got praised. The rest of the house is a disaster.

When you look like you're doing work but you're actually just pretending

I sat at my desk and stared at my laptop. My teacher said I was 'focusing.' I was just bored.

He was typing on his phone during class. His teacher said he was 'working hard.' He was texting his crush.

She opened her textbook and looked sad. Her teacher said she was 'struggling.' She was just tired.