Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A sneaky, backstabbing mind that lives to make others look like fools.

My buddy is so crafty, he cheated in the game and still blamed me.

She got promoted by lying to the boss, classic crafty move.

He’s like a snake in the grass, always plotting something stupid.

2

When people are so sneaky, they think they're invisible.

That guy was crafty, he stole my lunch and acted like he wasn’t there.

She’s crafty, she made me believe the sky was green.

He’s so crafty, he convinced my dog to eat my homework.

3

A woman who’s got more love lives than a guy who drinks whiskey.

That woman is crafty, she had five boyfriends last year.

She’s so crafty, she can flirt with three guys at once.

She’s like a legend, she’s crafty and wild.

4

When your brain is so fried, you can’t even remember your own face.

I was crafty after that party, I didn’t know who I was.

He was crafty, he forgot his own name.

She was so crafty, she didn’t remember her own dog.

5

A person who can turn a stick into a masterpiece and still blame the stick.

That kid is crafty, he made a whole castle out of Legos.

She’s crafty, she turned trash into art.

He’s so crafty, he drew a cat on a pizza and called it a masterpiece.

6

A man who thinks he’s James Bond, but he’s just a guy in a suit.

He’s so crafty, he thinks he’s Sean Connery.

He’s got that Bond look, but he can’t even tie his shoes.

He’s crafty, he thinks he’s going to save the world.

7

A guy who’s so lost in a game, he forgets he’s alive.

That guy is crafty, he played WoW for 20 hours straight.

He’s so crafty, he forgot to eat and drink.

He’s crafty, he lives in a virtual world and thinks it’s real.