A cracker

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A cracker is like a stale piece of cardboard you eat with cheese because you're too cheap to buy real food.
My mom says I'm a cracker because I eat cheese with stale bread every day.
He's such a cracker, he eats crackers with ketchup for lunch.
That guy is a cracker, he eats crackers with hot sauce and calls it a meal.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A cracker is a poor white person from the South who ate cracked corn so bad it turned them into a term for a lazy, broke, white trash person.
My uncle's a cracker, he eats corn from a can and lives in a hole.
That cracker ran away from work and now he lives in the woods.
She called me a cracker because I don't have a job or a brain.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Crackers were the poor, white, dumb people who worked on plantations instead of slaves because slaves were too expensive and crackers were too cheap and stupid to care.
He's a cracker, he got injured and the planter didn't care.
That cracker died in the woods and no one missed him.
She's a cracker, she thinks she's better than slaves even though she's dirt poor.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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After the Civil War, some poor white folks had to crack their own corn because they were too broke to afford a mill.
He had to crack his own corn because he couldn't afford a mill.
That cracker cracked corn every day like it was his job.
She's a cracker, she cracks corn like it's a sport.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A cracker is a drug that makes you feel like you're floating on clouds and you don't care about anything.
He took a cracker and felt like he was flying.
That cracker made me laugh so hard I cried.
She took a cracker and forgot her own name.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A cracker is a cop, no matter what color they are. They all act like they're the king of the world.
That cracker pulled me over for no reason.
He's a cracker, he told me I was a bad driver for no reason.
She's a cracker, she gave me a ticket because she felt like it.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A cracker is a game boys play with crackers where the loser has to eat all the cum on the crackers like it's a prize.
They played cracker and the loser had to eat cum on a cracker.
That cracker game was so gross, I vomited.
He lost the cracker game and had to eat cum from six other boys.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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