Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A crack is when you're so dumb you think your brain is a hole.

My cousin thinks the moon is made of cheese. He's a crack.

I asked for a sandwich and got a brick. I'm a crack.

She walked into a door and then yelled at it. That's a crack.

2

A crack was a butt-whipping from a teacher before anyone knew it was a drug.

My teacher gave me a crack for talking during math. I still remember that pain.

He got a crack for stealing the lunch money. Now he has a bruise the size of Texas.

They cracked her for wearing a hat during gym class. That was unfair.

3

A crack is when you get up before the sun even thinks about showing up.

I had to get up at 4 a. m. That's a crack.

He woke up before the chickens. That's a crack.

She got up so early, she saw the moon cry. That's a crack.

4

A crack is when your pants don’t zip up and you’re stuck showing your butt.

His pants didn’t zip. Everyone was staring. That’s a crack.

She didn’t pull up her pants. We all saw her crack. That was embarrassing.

He walked in with his crack showing. That was the worst thing ever.

5

A crack is when you snort drugs off your butt like it’s your job.

He snorted cocaine off his butt. That’s a crack.

She snorted drugs off her tailbone. That’s a crack.

They snorted crack off their butts. That’s a crack.

6

A crack is someone who's so good at a game, they're like a god in a video game.

He beat me in Fortnite. He's a crack.

She killed 10 people in one match. That’s a crack.

He was so good, I thought he was a god. That’s a crack.

7

A crack is when someone acts so stupid, they might as well be on drugs.

He fell off a chair and yelled at the floor. That's a crack.

She wore a hat to a pizza party. That's a crack.

He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite. That's a crack.