a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire

My cousin’s hair looked like a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire after the bath.

That pizza was so bad it was like a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire.

His outfit was so ugly it looked like a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire.

The smell of that soup was like a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire.

His socks were so smelly they were like a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire.

The inside of that fridge was like a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire.

That drawing looked like a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire.

The way he dressed was like a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire.

That cake was so bad it was like a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire.

Her nails looked like a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire.

That wall was painted like a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire.

His face was like a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire.

That movie was like a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire.

His voice was like a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire.

That music was like a cow's ass sewed up with barbed wire.