a covid nap

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when you’re so sick of covid you take a nap just to escape your own life.

I took a covid nap because my head was like a microwave and my brain was the popcorn.

My coworker took a covid nap during a Zoom meeting. He didn’t even bother to turn off his camera.

I had a covid nap so hard I dreamed about dying and it was a buffet.

when you’re too tired to even fake being happy about being alive.

My covid nap was so long I woke up thinking I was still in the hospital.

I took a covid nap because my throat felt like it had a lifetime supply of gravel.

I took a covid nap so deep I forgot my own name.

when you’re too drained to remember your own face.

My covid nap was so intense I woke up with a new personality and a bad attitude.

I took a covid nap because my body was like a broken toaster and my brain was the bread.

I took a covid nap so long I started dreaming about my dreams.