Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Wearing masks like a idiot and washing your hands like it's your job.

'I’m not getting infected because I wear a mask like I’m in a clown convention.'

'Hand sanitizer is my new religion.'

'I washed my hands so much my skin looks like a potato.'

2

A baby that was made during the pandemic because everyone was too dumb to stay home.

'My kid is a pandemic baby and I blame my ex.'

'They’re calling my kid a ‘Covid’ and I’m not even mad.'

'I made a baby during the pandemic and now everyone’s mad at me.'

3

A magical excuse to sit on your ass and play Fortnite.

'I’m not going to work because of the pandemic.'

'I played 12 hours of Fortnite because of the pandemic.'

'The pandemic is my new best friend and my excuse to do nothing.'

4

Something people yell about like it’s the end of the world.

'I freaked out because the grocery store ran out of bread.'

'I screamed about the pandemic like it was the apocalypse.'

'I got so mad about the pandemic my neighbor called the cops.'

5

The go-to excuse for why everything is late or never gets done.

'I didn’t do my homework because of the pandemic.'

'I missed my flight because of the pandemic.'

'I forgot to eat because of the pandemic.'

6

A boss or a teacher who acts like the pandemic is the reason they can be a total jerk.

'My teacher locked me out of class because of the pandemic.'

'My boss yelled at me for no reason because of the pandemic.'

'The principal made me do push-ups because of the pandemic.'

7

Being a total mess because of the pandemic and no one knows why.

'I cried because of the pandemic.'

'I threw my phone at the wall because of the pandemic.'

'I forgot my own name because of the pandemic.'