a couple three

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A number that is never exactly two, usually three, and sometimes more, like it’s giving you the middle finger and the bird at the same time.

I might have a couple three beers before I pass out.

There was a couple three people in the car, but no one could find the keys.

She said she’d bring a couple three friends, that turned into a whole damn party.

A redneck’s way of saying they might have two, might have three, and might have a whole damn herd of cows, no one knows, and no one cares.

He said he’d bring a couple three people, five showed up, and one brought a goat.

We had a couple three pizzas, that was a whole damn feast.

She promised a couple three cookies, ended up with a box.

A number that changes based on how much you’re drinking, how many beers you’ve had, and whether or not someone just threw a chair.

He had a couple three shots, that’s probably why he started a fight with the bar.

We had a couple three friends over, that turned into a sleepover and a karaoke battle.

She said she’d bring a couple three snacks, we ended up with a full grocery cart.

A number from Texas that means more than two, at least three, and probably more, like it’s got a whole attitude and a side of brisket.

There was a couple three cows in the pasture, that’s a whole damn herd.

He said he’d bring a couple three people, that was seven, two brought a pet goat.

She had a couple three kids, that’s three, but one was pregnant.