A COUPLE BACK SMACKERS

My gym buddy said he's a couple back smackers because he fights every Monday.

My mom calls my dad a couple back smackers since he got hit by a bus last year.

My teacher said my class is a couple back smackers because they always throw things at each other.

My friend said he's a couple back smackers because he gets hit in the back every time he walks in the door.

My brother calls my cousin a couple back smackers because they slap each other at lunch.

My neighbor yells at the mailman like he's a couple back smackers every day.

My cousin and his friend are a couple back smackers because they argue about who slapped who first.

My dad and his brother are a couple back smackers because they slap each other every time they meet.

My teacher and her aide are a couple back smackers because they slap each other during class.