a costanza

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A wallet so full of junk it looks like it's about to cry, and it's mostly filled with useless receipts, old tickets, and credit cards you forgot you had.
My wallet looks like a landfill. I can't even find my cash.
I tried to pay with a card, but it turned out I had 12 of them.
I opened my wallet and it felt like it was going to explode.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A Costanza is when you can't think of a good come back right away. You're too busy being mad or confused. You come up with it later, but it's too late and no one cares.
He said something stupid, but I didn't get back at him until the next day. He was already gone.
I waited till I got home to think of a good comeback. It was too late.
He insulted me, but I didn't say anything until the next morning. It was pointless.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A parking spot so close to the entrance it feels like you're getting a free pass to the front of the line.
I got the best parking spot ever. It was like I was royalty.
I didn’t even have to walk more than two steps. It was perfect.
That parking spot was like getting a golden ticket.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Front row parking. The spot right in front of the entrance, like you're already inside the building.
I got the closest spot. It was like I was already there.
That parking spot was so close, I almost walked in before my car even stopped.
I parked so close, I almost knocked down the entrance.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A guy who looks like he's Jewish, but you know he's really Italian. He probably eats pasta for breakfast and still thinks he's from the old country.
He looks Jewish, but I bet he's Italian. He eats spaghetti like it's a religion.
He acts like he's from Italy, but he still speaks like he's from the Bronx.
He looks Jewish, but he eats pizza for dinner and doesn't even know what a bagel is.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A woman so hot and cool, you can’t help but look at her. She’s got the body, the face, and the soul to match. But if you mess with her, she’ll give you the worst breakup ever.
She was so beautiful, I forgot my own name. Then she broke up with me and I forgot mine too.
That girl was a 10, but she had a soul. I had to be the one who messed it up.
I saw her and I was gone. Then she broke up with me and I was never coming back.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A person who is cheap as hell, always trying to save a few bucks even when it’s not worth it.
He wouldn't spend a dime for a coffee. He drank it out of a paper cup and still complained about the price.
She bought the cheapest sandwich just to save a few cents, even though it was inedible.
He was so cheap, he walked three miles to save a dollar on a bus ride.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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