A Corner Creeper

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A smelly old guy who thinks he's a rock star, shoving his hands down your shirt while pretending he just tripped over a kid. He’s everywhere, parades, elevators, and lunchrooms. He’s like a greasy meatball in a suit.
He bumped into me at the parade and didn’t stop touching my back until I screamed.
He squeezed my shoulder on the elevator and said, 'You’re my lucky charm.'
He grabbed my arm at lunch and whispered, 'You’re my new favorite.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The creepy old man who hides in the darkest corner of the bar, waiting for someone to come close so he can whisper something dirty and stare at them like they owe him money.
He sat in the corner of the bar and stared at me like I was his long-lost love.
He whispered, 'You’re beautiful,' and I wanted to throw my drink in his face.
He sat there like a ghost, waiting for someone to talk to him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The Facebook box in the top right that knows your business and never lets you forget it. It’s like having a nosy neighbor who tells everyone your secrets.
I saw my friend eat a taco and it showed me the whole time, like I was watching a movie.
It told me my friend liked a cat video and now I can’t stop laughing.
It showed me my friend posted a selfie and now I feel like I was there.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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