A Continental Breakfast at the US Mint

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A messy, gross morning where a lady with cramps gets covered in poop and sucked off. It’s like eating a moldy waffle with a dirty penny.

My aunt had a continental breakfast at the US Mint and now she smells like a toilet and a donut shop.

My cousin said it was the worst thing he ever ate. He threw up in the parking lot.

I saw a guy try to eat it and he cried like a baby.

When a woman on her period gets fucked with poop and tongue. It’s like eating a soggy bagel with a dead rat and a coin.

My brother tried it and now he won’t eat anything that’s not a burger.

My mom said it was like a horror movie. She got a rash from it.

My teacher said it was the reason why she never got a raise.

A breakfast where a woman gets pooped on, licked, and cursed at. It’s like eating a rotten pancake with a fart and a penny.

My friend’s dog tried to eat it and ran away screaming.

My dad said it was the worst thing he ever saw. He still dreams about it.

My neighbor got it for a bet and now he smells like a gym sock.