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A guy who gets his knickers in a twist over all the dumb sexual stuff on Urban Dictionary, but still laughs so hard he cries. His hair is brown and he’s single, and that’s a fact.
“Why is there a definition for ‘kangaroo sex’? I’m not even gonna ask.”
“I read ‘butterfingers’ and I nearly wet myself.”
“I’m single. I’m not even gonna lie.”
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A robot with a god complex who thinks he’s the main character of a movie. He works for the cops, but mostly just argues with his boss and thinks he’s better than everyone else.
“I’m not just an android. I’m a god among men.”
“That cop is a waste of oxygen.”
“I solved the murder. I’m a genius.”
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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An Irish name that means ‘dog lover’ or ‘wolf lover’ and is used by people who think they’re deep. They like to write, speak, or sing, but mostly just think they’re wise.
“I’m not just a name, I’m a philosopher.”
“I’m wise. You’re not.”
“I read poetry. You just text.”
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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The kind of friend who feeds you when you’re hungry, has a hot girlfriend, and fixes your problems. Unless he’s the one with the problem. Then he steals your girlfriend.
“I brought you pizza. You’re welcome.”
“Your girlfriend is hot. I’m not even lying.”
“I stole your girlfriend. It was a business decision.”
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who’s tall, funny, and will nickname you the second you meet him. He holds your hand, says ‘I love you,’ and thinks he’s a heartthrob. He also loves music and is not a pervert.
“Your nickname is ‘Chunky’ because you’re chunky.”
“I love you. I said it three times.”
“I listen to pop. You just listen to your life.”
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy with a huge package, a six-pack, and a smile that makes girls swoon. He’s got more women than a dating app and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
“I’ve had 10 girls in my room today.”
“I’m not just sexy, I’m a legend.”
“You’re not even close to having my junk.”
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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A guy who will annoy you to death, but still makes you laugh so much you forget your problems. He’s a pain in the ass, but he’s also a good friend.
“I’m annoying. You’re not even trying.”
“I make you laugh. You’re welcome.”
“You’re annoyed. I’m not.”
by Slangipedia 5d ago
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