a conneely kiss

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When two people stand nose to nose and one person kicks the other person's face like they're trying to knock them out with a foot instead of a fist.

I tried to conneely kiss my cousin and ended up with a broken toe.

At the party, Tim conneely kissed Dave so hard, Dave got a nosebleed.

My mom conneely kissed my dad and now he's mad at me for the rest of the day.

A face-to-face foot fight where one person tries to hit the other’s face with their foot like it’s a slap.

During the football match, Brad conneely kissed the ref and got sent off.

My brother conneely kissed my dog and now the dog won’t stop barking at me.

At the mall, I conneely kissed some guy and now I’m on the security list.

A rude greeting where two people face each other and one person kicks the other’s face like it’s a personal insult.

My teacher conneely kissed me and I got detention for the rest of the year.

At the gym, Mark conneely kissed Steve and now Steve is doing squats for an hour.

I conneely kissed my friend at the restaurant and now we’re both out of order.

When two people stand up close and one person uses their foot to hit the other person’s face like they’re in a fight.

During the game show, the contestant conneely kissed the host and got eliminated.

I conneely kissed my brother and now he’s got a black eye.

At the movie theater, I conneely kissed the guy next to me and now he’s not watching the movie.

A stupid way of greeting someone where you kick them in the face like you’re trying to make them cry.

My dad conneely kissed my mom and now they’re arguing about breakfast.

At the park, I conneely kissed my friend and now we’re both on the ground.

My neighbor conneely kissed my cat and now the cat hates me.

When two people stand facing each other and one person kicks the other’s face like they’re trying to end a conversation.

I conneely kissed my teacher and now I have to stay after school.

At the bus stop, my friend conneely kissed a stranger and now we’re both late.

During the meeting, Mr. Smith conneely kissed Mr. Jones and now the meeting is over.