a confused penis

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a penis so lost it thinks it's a woman and tries to wear a dress

My man tried to hug a girl and ended up looking like a confused chicken in a skirt

He saw a hot girl and started crying because he didn't know what to do

He tried to kiss a guy and got confused because he thought it was a dating app error

a penis that can't decide if it wants to go up or down and just sits there like a confused sock

He saw a girl and just stared like he had no idea what to do

He tried to go in the wrong direction and got stuck

He looked at a guy's butt and thought it was a girl's face