a confused het

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a person who thinks they're in love but can't tell their head from their heels

'I like him, but I also like her, but I don't know who I like more, and now I'm just confused and crying in the lobby.'

'They asked me if I was straight, and I said, 'No, I'm just a confused het.'

'I tried to date both of them, and now I'm just a confused het who can't decide if they're a combo or a disaster.'

a person who thinks they're in love but can't tell their left from their right

'I told them I was a confused het, and they said, 'We all are.' Then I cried.'

'I tried to text both of them at once, and now I'm just a confused het who can't text straight.'

'They asked me if I was confused, and I said, 'No, I'm just a confused het.'

a person who thinks they're in love but can't tell their brain from their bladder

'I told them I was a confused het, and they said, 'That's a new kind of disaster.' Then I peed on the floor.'

'I tried to date both of them, and now I'm a confused het who can't even remember what day it is.'

'They asked me if I was a disaster, and I said, 'No, I'm just a confused het.'