A compliment asshole

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A person who says nice things to your face but would kick you in the shins if they had the chance.

'You look amazing today!' he said, then walked past me like I was a pile of trash.

She told me I was 'the best friend ever,' then stole my lunch money.

He said my hair was 'on fire,' but I know he just wanted my phone.

A flatterer who talks your ear off but would rather eat dirt than help you out.

'You’re the most amazing person I’ve ever met!' he said, then left me to deal with the math test alone.

She said I was 'a genius,' but I still failed the spelling bee.

He called me 'a legend,' but I got detention for fighting him.

Someone who praises you so much it sounds like a joke, but they’re probably plotting against you.

'You’re the best friend in the world!' she said, then told everyone I was a crybaby.

He said I was 'the king of the school,' but I got locked out of the gym.

She told me I was 'a rockstar,' then spread rumors I cheated on a test.

A person who says nice things to your face but would rather see you fail than help you succeed.

'You’re the smartest person I know!' he said, then copied my homework.

She told me I was 'a legend,' but I got the worst seat in class.

He said I was 'the best,' but I still got grounded for fighting him.

A person who compliments you like you’re a rockstar, but would rather see you cry than help you out.

'You’re the most amazing person ever!' she said, then left me to deal with the math test alone.

He told me I was 'the king of the school,' but I got locked out of the gym.

She said I was 'a rockstar,' but I still got detention for fighting her.

A person who talks your ear off with nice words, but would rather see you fail than help you win.

'You’re the best friend ever!' he said, then stole my lunch money.

She told me I was 'a genius,' but I still failed the spelling bee.

He called me 'a legend,' but I got detention for fighting him.