a complete and utter twat

My cousin said he moved to Manor and now lives in a ditch.

My teacher said Manor is a town and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

My friend's dad said he went to Manor and got lost in the woods.

My friend texted me saying he got a job in Manor and now he's stuck there.

My mom said she went to Manor and got lost in a cornfield.

My brother said he lived in Manor and now he's a ghost.

My neighbor said he moved to Manor and now his dog hates him.

My friend's mom said she went to Manor and got turned into a toad.

My teacher said Manor is real and now he's crying in a corner.