A Company

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The fake name the CIA uses so they can make you feel like you're doing something important when really you're just their dirty little secret.
'A Company, baby!' he said like he was in a spy movie.
She kept calling it 'A Company' like it was some fancy club.
He said he worked for A Company, but it was just a cover for him stealing coffee from the break room.
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A girl who shows up at your house like she's your girlfriend just to make you feel special, but she’s probably just there for the snacks.
'Hey, I brought a Company over!' he yelled, like she was a VIP.
She said she was a Company, but all she did was eat my last bag of chips.
He brought his Company over, and all she did was text her ex.
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Two people who think they're a team, but they're just there to make the rest of the squad look bad.
'We're the best A Company in the squad!' they said, like they were in a war.
They called themselves A Company, but they couldn't even finish a mission without messing up.
They thought they were A Company, but they were just two kids who didn't know how to work together.
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The whole damn family, including the weird cousins, the loud aunts, and the uncle who never shuts up. Reynolds & Company means the whole Reynolds family is coming over and you're going to be stuck with them.
'Reynolds & Company is coming over, and I swear they’re bringing their whole damn family.'
He said Reynolds & Company was coming, but it turned out to be 10 people and a pet raccoon.
She said Reynolds & Company was coming, and I didn't even know what that meant until I saw my uncle wearing a suit made of socks.
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The people who are just there to help the cool kids, but they’re probably just trying to get noticed by someone important.
He was just a Company, but he tried to impress the boss by stealing the boss’s coffee.
They were all Company, but they all wanted to be cool like the boss.
She was a Company, and she tried to get promoted by making the boss’s coffee every day.
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A girl you bring home after 11, and she's just there to get some action and leave before your parents wake up.
'I brought a Company over, and she's hot!' he said, like it was a big deal.
She was a Company, and she left before my dad even woke up.
He brought his Company over, and she ran out before the pizza even arrived.
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A job that pays you like you're broke, makes you work like you're in a war, and lets your boss bully you like you're their kid.
'My Company is the worst, and my boss is the worst!' he said like he was dying.
She worked at a Company and said it was like being in a prison.
He said his Company was the worst, and it turned out his boss was the one who made it that way.
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