A Colton Shock

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Being a total doofus; Strutting around like he’s the king of the whole damn block
He walks into the room like he just won the lottery and everyone else is broke.
He talks to the cashier like she’s his personal servant.
He flexes in the elevator like it’s his own private stage.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
2
Acting like you’re the most important person in the world; Wearing your ego like a second skin
He yells at the barista like she owes him money.
He takes two seats on the bus like it’s a personal throne.
He texts his mom every five minutes like she’s his assistant.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
3
Being a walking embarrassment; Walking like he’s the only one who matters
He walks into the party like he’s the guest of honor and everyone else is just there for the snacks.
He talks over people like they’re not even in the room.
He sits in the best seat without even asking.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
4
Living like you’re the most important person ever; Strolling around like you’ve never seen a human before
He walks into the restaurant like he’s been waiting all day just to eat there.
He answers the phone like it’s a royal decree.
He walks through the park like he owns every tree and bench.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
5
Being a complete waste of space; Wandering around like he’s the best thing since sliced bread
He walks into the store like he’s the manager and everyone else is just there for the fun of it.
He talks to the kid in the park like he’s his personal tutor.
He takes the last seat without even looking.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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