A Cold French Fry

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A Cold French Fry is a man's weenie that’s been left out too long, a quickie that’s barely worth the effort, or just a random hook-up that ends up being the worst decision of your life.
'I saw him at the diner. He looked like a Cold French Fry.'
'That was the worst Cold French Fry I’ve ever had.'
'I got a Cold French Fry and now I’m stuck with him.'
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A Cold French Fry is a stiff that’s gone soft, a one-minute fling, or a guy who thinks he’s the main event when he’s clearly just the side dish.
'He tried to be cool. He was just a Cold French Fry.'
'She got a Cold French Fry and then she got burned.'
'He said it was a Cold French Fry. It was just bad.'
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A Cold French Fry is a man’s cock that’s been sitting in the fridge too long, a fast fuck that was barely worth the trip, or a guy who shows up late and then forgets to bring the ketchup.
'He was a Cold French Fry and he didn’t even bring the sauce.'
'That was a Cold French Fry and it was barely warm.'
'He came in like a Cold French Fry, and he didn’t even know what he was.'
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