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Something that makes your butt cheeks scream and your brain shut down.
My math test was a cold dildo. I cried.
The boss's speech was a cold dildo. I wanted to die.
My sister's new haircut was a cold dildo. I laughed until I cried.
A cold dildo
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The worst thing you could ever feel in your pants.
That gym sock smell was a cold dildo. I ran out.
My ex's text messages were a cold dildo. I deleted them all.
The hot dog at the fair was a cold dildo. I threw it away.
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A thing so bad it makes your soul want to leave your body.
My mom's singing was a cold dildo. I covered my ears.
That long car ride was a cold dildo. I fell asleep on the floor.
My brother's Minecraft world was a cold dildo. I screamed.
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The kind of thing that makes your face turn red and your brain go blank.
My teacher's voice was a cold dildo. I daydreamed the whole class.
That pizza was a cold dildo. I threw it like a missile.
My dog's new obsession with my shoes was a cold dildo. I cried.
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A thing so terrible it feels like your brain is being stabbed with a pencil.
That movie was a cold dildo. I fell asleep in the theater.
My cousin's new TikTok dance was a cold dildo. I laughed so hard I peed.
That math homework was a cold dildo. I threw it out the window.