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A cockroach is a tiny, wrinkly, shriveled-up penis that doesn’t even try to be a cock.
My buddy’s cockroach looks like it was dipped in mud and stepped on by a horse.
That cockroach is so small, it’s like a penis from a 90-year-old man who hasn’t washed his socks in a decade.
This cockroach is so tiny, it’s like a cockroach that got run over by a bus and still managed to be annoying.