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A fag who thinks he can tell how big a dude’s wiener is just by looking at him.
He stared at me like I had a foot-long hot dog in my pants.
He said my guy friend had a 'dick like a sausage link.'
He asked me if I’d ever seen a meatball the size of a football.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A queer guy who thinks he’s a wizard at measuring dicks from a distance.
He yelled, 'That guy’s got a chicken leg for a pecker!'
He said my dad’s cock was 'like a sausage in a bun.'
He tried to guess my uncle’s size from across the room and was wrong.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A pansy who can’t stop trying to guess how big other guys’ junk is.
He asked me, 'Does your brother have a cock like a hot dog?'
He guessed my teacher’s size was 'like a big taco.'
He said my neighbor had 'a cock that could break a wall.'
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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