A Cloudy Night

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A cloudy night is like a bad hangover in a glass. You mix cheap soda with fancy alcohol and then throw hot sauce and fruit juice in like it's your last chance to look cool.
My brother tried to make a cloudy night and it looked like someone vomited into a blender.
I made a cloudy night and it tasted like my mom’s old shoes.
At the party, the cloudy night was so bad, it got a standing ovation for being that bad.
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A cloudy night is when you try to be fancy but end up with a drink that looks like a toddler threw a tantrum in a fruit bowl.
My date made a cloudy night and I left before it could finish.
My friend drank a cloudy night and cried like it was the end of the world.
My brother tried to impress his girlfriend with a cloudy night and she just laughed at him.
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A cloudy night is the worst drink ever made by someone who thinks they’re a mixologist but are just really bad at mixing.
My cloudy night tasted like my dad’s old sneakers soaked in hot sauce.
I drank a cloudy night and my face turned red like a stop sign.
My friend tried to make a cloudy night and it looked like something a raccoon would throw up.
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