A Cloud

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A Cloud is a person who is a total grump. They ruin every good time and make everyone feel like they're stuck in a bad mood.

'I swear, if you start moaning about the weather, I'm gonna scream.'

'He walked in and turned my party into a funeral.'

'She said, 'This is the worst day ever,' and I believed her.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Cloud is someone who shows up when you're happy and messes everything up. But later you realize they were the best thing that ever happened to you, even though you end up crying when they leave.

'They came in like a hurricane, changed everything, then left like a ghost.'

'I didn't think I needed them, but now I miss them like hell.'

'They made me laugh until I cried, and then they left me broken.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Cloud is a server that makes no sense to you. It's like it's doing something weird, and you're just sitting there confused.

'I clicked a button, and now my whole life is gone.'

'The server is doing weird things, and I have no idea why.'

'It's like the computer is speaking a different language.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Cloud is a white thing in the sky that brings rain and makes your day miserable.

'The sky was blue, and then it rained, and my whole day died.'

'That cloud looked innocent, but it rained all day.'

'I was happy until that cloud showed up.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Cloud is a person who is always lying, judging, and doing bad stuff. They're full of nonsense and never do anything right.

'He's the worst. He lies, judges, and is always up to something bad.'

'She's the most sneaky person I know. She's always up to no good.'

'He's full of shit and always tells lies.'

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A Cloud is a magical place where everything works perfectly. No crashes, no mistakes, and everyone is happy forever. It’s like heaven for people who hate technology.

'In the Cloud, everything is perfect. No viruses, no crashes, no problems.'

'If I had a Cloud, I’d never cry again.'

'It’s like a fairy tale where everything is perfect and no one makes mistakes.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Cloud is how high you are. If you're saying you're a Cloud, you're probably drunk or high or both.

'I’m so high, I’m a Cloud.'

'He was a Cloud after one drink.'

'They said they were a Cloud, and I believed them.'

by Slangipedia 16d ago