Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A tiny pile of pesto, like a little junk pile in your mouth. Only works with pesto, like it’s the only thing that matters.

I just ate a clit of pesto and it was like a greasy middle finger from heaven.

My lunch was a clit of pesto and I cried.

I put a clit of pesto on my toast and it was a love story.

2

A little chunk of pesto, like a tiny insult from the green god of sauces. Only pesto gets this honor.

My clit of pesto was the only thing that saved my life today.

I was given a clit of pesto and I felt important.

My clit of pesto was so good it felt like a gift.

3

A small amount of pesto, like a tiny cocky remark from a sauce. Only pesto can be called that.

That clit of pesto was the best thing I’ve ever tasted.

I ate a clit of pesto and it was like a tiny victory.

My clit of pesto was so tiny it was a disgrace.

4

A little glob of pesto, like a tiny cocky green thumb. Only pesto gets this title.

I just got a clit of pesto and it was like a green slap in the face.

My clit of pesto was so good it made me scream.

I put a clit of pesto on my pizza and it was a crime.

5

A tiny blob of pesto, like a little green insult. Only pesto can be called that.

That clit of pesto was the best thing in my life.

I had a clit of pesto and it was like a tiny explosion.

My clit of pesto was so tiny it was a joke.

6

A little heap of pesto, like a tiny green middle finger. Only pesto gets this name.

I just ate a clit of pesto and it was like a tiny green revolution.

My clit of pesto was the reason I’m happy.

I got a clit of pesto and it was like a greasy hug.