Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy name for the jail where the cops lock up the worst troublemakers in town.

"You’re going to the clinker for stealing my lunch money!"

"He got sent to the clinker for fighting the principal."

"The clinker is where they keep the kids who talk back too much."

2

Bald, smelly, and utterly disgusting.

"Your balls look like a clinker!"

"He’s got clinker balls from not washing for a month."

"I wouldn’t touch that guy’s clinker if he paid me."

3

Sticky, dried-up poop stuck to your butt hair, like a poop beard.

"That clinker is so big, it looks like a poop beard!"

"He walked around with a clinker and no one noticed!"

"Her clinker was so bad, it made the whole class laugh."

4

A tiny piece of poop stuck to your butt hair, usually from sitting too long.

"He had a clinker so big, it looked like a dingle berry!"

"She had a clinker and didn’t even know it!"

"He sat on the toilet for two hours and got a clinker."

5

Crusty, dried-up poop stuck to your butt, like a poop beard that never goes away.

"Her clinker was so bad, it looked like a poop beard!"

"He had a clinker so big, it was like a poop mountain!"

"They found a clinker in the corner of the room!"

6

A guy who likes to touch kids in the worst ways.

"He’s a clinker, and he likes to touch kids!"

"That guy is a clinker and should be locked up!"

"She said her teacher was a clinker!"

7

A smelly, dirty, burnt piece of coal that no one wants to touch.

"That clinker is so smelly, it stinks up the whole room!"

"He got hit with a clinker and it burned his hand!"

"The clinker was so dirty, it looked like poop!"