A clean slide

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When you poop and wipe so good your toilet paper looks like it never touched anything. Also called the golden wipe.

I did a clean slide and my toilet paper was still white. I felt like a god.

My roommate tried to do a clean slide but ended up with a brown streak. Classic.

I did a clean slide after eating only apples. No shame.

When you finish your business and your butt is so fresh it could be used as a baby’s diaper.

I did a clean slide and my butt was so clean I could have skipped the wipe.

My sister did a clean slide and didn’t even need to use the toilet paper.

I did a clean slide and my butt was so fresh I could have walked into a restaurant and asked for a free salad.

Pooping so perfect you could eat the toilet paper and it would taste like a snack.

I did a clean slide and my toilet paper was so clean I ate it for breakfast.

My dog did a clean slide and I had to clean the toilet paper because it was that good.

I did a clean slide and my toilet paper was so clean I used it to wipe my face.