a clean golf ball

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A clean golf ball is a hot mess that still looks good. You’re a mess but you act like you’re perfect.

You spilled coffee on your shirt but still showed up to the golf course looking like a champ.

You missed your flight but still texted me a selfie from the airport.

You bit your lip and still smiled through the pain like it was a fashion statement.

A clean golf ball is a fake smoothie. You’re lying about being healthy, but you’re still trying to impress people.

You said you only drink green smoothies but your Instagram is full of pizza pics.

You brought a protein shake to the bar but drank a whole bottle of wine.

You told your mom you’re eating clean but you just finished a whole bag of chips.

A clean golf ball is a fake tan. You’re trying to look cool but you’re still a total fraud.

You got a spray tan but it looks like you dipped your face in orange juice.

You said you’re a beach person but you’ve never been to the ocean.

You wore a fake tan to the golf course and it peeled off in the middle of the game.