A-class Wanker

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An A-class Wanker is the top of the wanker food chain. They don’t just wank they wank with flair, style, and a side of arrogance.

@james123 You’re not just a wanker, you’re an A-class Wanker. The crown is yours.

Liam: ‘I don’t just fail exams, I fail them with a bow and a tiara.’

At the party, he showed up in a limo and called everyone ‘beneath him.’

An A-class Wanker is a rich, smug, butt-ugly man who thinks he’s the best at everything and acts like everyone else is just there to serve him.

‘You think you’re good? I’ve got a private jet and a therapist.’, Ryan

At the gym, he flexed and said, ‘You’re just a side dish to my main course.’

His Facebook post: ‘Boys trip. No girls. No problems. Just me and my money.’

An A-class Wanker is a person who gets called a wanker so much, they start to believe it and act like they’re the king of the wankers.

‘You’re not just a wanker, you’re the king of wankers. And I’m your jester.’, Teacher

He said, ‘I’m not just a wanker, I’m an A-class wanker. You’re just a class below me.’

In the lunchroom, he shouted, ‘You’re just a wanker. I’m the A-class wanker. That’s a title, not just a name.’

An A-class Wanker is someone so full of themselves that they think they’re the best at everything and everyone else is just a failure.

He texted me: ‘You’re a wanker. I’m an A-class wanker. You’re just a backup plan.’

He said, ‘You fail, I win. I’m not just a wanker, I’m a champion wanker.’

He posted: ‘I’m not just rich, I’m a wanker. You’re just a poor wanker.’