a cinch

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A task so simple it feels like you're doing it with a spoon and your brain is on vacation.
This math test was a cinch. I did it in my sleep.
I finished my lunch in 10 seconds. That was a cinch.
You think you’re good? I finished my lunch in 10 seconds. That was a cinch.
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Something so sure it might as well be written in the sky with glitter and a middle finger.
That movie was a cinch. I knew it was going to be good before it even started.
She said she'd come. That was a cinch. I knew she'd show up.
That was a cinch. I knew I'd win the bet before I even took it.
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Something so easy it feels like you're doing it with a spoon and your brain is on vacation, and you're also getting a tip from a hot guy who looks like Rob Schneider.
This math test was a cinch. I did it in my sleep, and I got a tip from a hot guy.
I finished my lunch in 10 seconds. That was a cinch. And I got a tip from a hot guy.
You think you’re good? I finished my lunch in 10 seconds. That was a cinch. And I got a tip from a hot guy.
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A hot guy who treats girls like queens and works so hard he might as well be a robot.
That guy at the bar was a cinch. He treated me like a queen.
My cousin's boyfriend is a cinch. He works 18 hours a day and still looks good.
That guy at the bar was a cinch. He treated me like a queen and still had time to chat with me.
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When your butt hole gets all squeezed up because you're either scared, excited, or just really uncomfortable.
I got a cinch when the teacher called on me and I had no idea what the question was.
He got a cinch when he saw the giant spider on the ceiling.
That was a cinch. I saw the spider and my butt hole got all squeezed up.
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The area between a guy's junk and his butt hole. It’s like the secret room of a castle.
That guy had a really big cinch. He looked like a castle with a secret room.
I bet that guy has a really big cinch. He’s got a secret room and it’s got a moat.
That guy’s got a cinch. You can tell just by looking at him.
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A butt hole that looks like it’s been squeezed by a giant.
That guy's butt hole looked like it had been squeezed by a giant. That was a cinch.
She got a cinch after eating three pizzas and running a marathon.
That was a cinch. Her butt hole looked like it had been squeezed by a giant.
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