a cigarette & multiple highly-reflective glass or metal surfaces

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A fancy way of saying you're lying and looking fancy while doing it.

I swear I didn't cheat on the test. It was just smoke and mirrors, baby.

He said he had a million bucks. Turns out it was just a cigarette and a shiny mirror.

She told me she had a perfect life. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. I knew it was fake.

When you're blowing smoke and pretending you're not a complete idiot.

He said he was rich. All I saw was a cigarette and a mirror. Total idiot.

She told me she had a perfect skin. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total fraud.

He said he had a plan. All I saw was a cigarette and a mirror. Total disaster.

The reason your brain is confused and your eyes are sore.

I tried to believe him. All I saw was a cigarette and a mirror. My brain exploded.

She said she was perfect. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. My eyes hurt.

He said he had a secret. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. My brain is now a fried egg.

When you're smoking and pretending you're not completely full of crap.

He said he was a genius. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total full of crap.

She said she had a perfect life. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total full of crap.

He said he had a plan. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total full of crap.

A way to hide the truth and make it look cool.

He said he had a billion dollars. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total lie.

She said she had a perfect skin. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total lie.

He said he had a perfect life. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total lie.

A stupid way to make things look better than they are.

He said he had a perfect skin. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total stupid.

She said she had a perfect life. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total stupid.

He said he had a perfect plan. I saw the cigarette and the mirror. Total stupid.