A Chutney Messala

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A giant poop blast so strong it could shut down a toilet and make it cry
My cousin’s Chutney Messala was so loud, the neighbors thought a bear was in the bathroom.
When I ate five tacos, I caused a Chutney Messala that flooded the hallway.
My dog’s Chutney Messala knocked out the toilet and left a mess on the floor.
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A huge pile of poop that comes out like a volcano and burns the toilet paper
My brother’s Chutney Messala was so hot, the toilet paper caught fire.
After eating spicy wings, I had a Chutney Messala that made the toilet smell like a rotten sock.
My sister’s Chutney Messala was so big, it filled up the entire bathroom.
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A super bad poop explosion that smells so bad it can knock someone out
My Chutney Messala was so smelly, my friend passed out and started crying.
The Chutney Messala from my dad’s lunch was so bad, the whole house smelled like a garbage can.
My cat’s Chutney Messala was so stinky, it chased the dog out of the house.
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A poop eruption so bad it could make a toilet explode and turn into a puddle
My Chutney Messala was so bad, the toilet turned into a puddle and my socks got wet.
After eating too much pizza, I had a Chutney Messala that made the toilet look like a lava flow.
My mom’s Chutney Messala was so strong, it made the toilet shake like an earthquake.
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A poop explosion so big it could make a whole room stink and make people run away
My Chutney Messala was so smelly, my brother ran out of the house and didn’t come back.
After eating a whole bag of chips, I had a Chutney Messala that made the whole house stink like a garbage dump.
My Chutney Messala was so big, the entire class had to leave the bathroom and go outside.
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A poop explosion so loud it could wake up the dead and make the toilet scream
My Chutney Messala was so loud, the toilet screamed and the neighbor’s dog started barking.
When I had my Chutney Messala, it was so loud, my grandma thought it was a ghost in the bathroom.
My Chutney Messala was so loud, the ceiling shook and my brother fell out of bed.
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