A Churro

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When someone gets a massive fart during butt sex and it splatters everywhere like hot poop confetti on a sweaty junkie.
My cousin’s butt blew a smoke ring during butt sex and hit my uncle’s face.
During butt sex, my girlfriend farted so hard it looked like she was shooting poop out of a cannon.
My friend’s butt fart hit his partner’s nose and made them both laugh so hard they peed.
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A big, chunky piece of rope that can be used to tie up someone and beat them with.
He used a churro to beat his girlfriend and then tied her up.
My brother used a churro to choke his girlfriend and then tied her to the bed.
The guy used a churro to beat the mailman and then dragged him into the woods.
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When a person says they are sure, but they are actually lying and just want to avoid being called out.
He said he was sure, but he was just trying to avoid being called out.
She said she was certain, but she had no idea what was going on.
He said he was sure, but he was actually confused and just wanted to keep talking.
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A sweet treat that is deep-fried like when someone takes a big poop, then covered in sugar and cinnamon like a messy, sweet, hot poop snack.
That churro was so messy, it looked like someone had eaten a hot poop and then dipped it in sugar.
My churro was covered in sugar and cinnamon like it had been through a poop explosion.
She ate a churro and it looked like she had just taken a big poop and then dipped it in sweet stuff.
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A rolled up joint of weed that can be smoked and makes you high like a crazy person.
He rolled a churro and smoked it so hard, he passed out.
My friend rolled a churro and it made her laugh so hard, she peed on the floor.
That churro was so strong, it made him see ghosts and talk to his mom.
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A fried, sugared stick that you have to eat with horchata or else you will be sad and probably cry.
He ate a churro without horchata and cried like a baby.
She ate a churro without horchata and then screamed at her brother.
The churro was so good, he needed horchata to survive.
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When a guy is having sex on the beach, then pulls out his dick and rolls it in the sand like a messy, hairy churro, and it looks like a hot, sandy sausage.
He rolled his dick in the sand and it looked like a hot, sandy sausage.
During sex on the beach, he rolled his dick in the sand and it looked like a messy churro.
He made a churro out of his dick and it looked like it had been through a sand explosion.
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