A church girl

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A church girl is someone who thinks going to church is cool, but also thinks they're the only one who actually knows how to pray.

Bro, you're a church girl? You're still in church because your mom made you.

I saw a church girl in church, and she was praying for her ex.

Church girl asked me to pray with her, then asked me out.

A church girl is a girl who goes to church, but also thinks she can have sex and still be pure. She’s a holy hoe.

Church girl told me she had sex and still went to church, and she was proud of it.

My church girl cousin said she lost her virginity but still went to church.

Church girl said she had a boyfriend but still went to church, and she was like, 'It's okay, God knows.'

A church girl is a girl who goes to church, but also has a life. She’s like a white girl and a brown girl combined, but with more drama.

Church girl went to church, then got a guy in the parking lot, and still went to church the next day.

My church girl friend whispered to me during FaceTime because her parents were listening.

Church girl got a guy, then went to church like nothing happened.

A church girl is a girl who can have sex through pants and still pretend she's not doing anything.

Church girl rubbed my girlfriend through her pants and I still had to go to church.

Church girl got my girlfriend to ejaculate in her shorts while still going to church.

Church girl had my girlfriend get her rocks off while still pretending to be pure.

A church girl is a girl who thinks she's got everything because she goes to church and knows God.

Church girl said she didn't need a man because she had God.

My church girl cousin said she was going to be rich because she had God.

Church girl said she didn't need anyone because she had God and confidence.

A church girl is a girl who thinks she knows Jesus but is too lazy to actually go to church and is obsessed with a basketball player.

Church girl said she knew Jesus, but she was still watching basketball instead of going to church.

My church girl friend said she knew Jesus but was thinking about Luka Garza all the time.

Church girl was in church, but she was thinking about Luka Garza the whole time.