A Chronically Online Whore

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A 'Chronically Online Whore' is someone who lives in a browser and never leaves it. They'd rather text you a full essay than talk to you in real life.
DM: 'I'm literally dying because my Wi-Fi is 1% and I can't post this cat video.'
Text: 'I skipped class to watch this live stream. It was worth it.'
Post: 'I don't know how to breathe anymore. I just know how to tweet.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A 'Chronically Online Whore' is someone who would rather be yelled at by a thousand strangers online than have one real friend.
Comment: 'I got 100 likes for this post. My real life friend didn't even text me.'
Post: 'My mom called. I told her I was busy. I was actually busy with a group chat.'
DM: 'My dog died. I didn't even notice because I was playing Among Us.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A 'Chronically Online Whore' is someone who spends more time on their phone than they do on a real date. They'd rather flirt with a bot than a person.
Text: 'I went on a date. It was boring. I left to watch a TikTok.'
Post: 'My crush asked me out. I said yes. Then I went back to my phone.'
DM: 'I skipped my date to go live. My crush is mad. I don't care.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A 'Chronically Online Whore' is someone who would rather be yelled at by a thousand strangers online than have one real friend.
Comment: 'I got 100 likes for this post. My real life friend didn't even text me.'
Post: 'My mom called. I told her I was busy. I was actually busy with a group chat.'
DM: 'My dog died. I didn't even notice because I was playing Among Us.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A 'Chronically Online Whore' is someone who lives in a browser and never leaves it. They'd rather text you a full essay than talk to you in real life.
DM: 'I'm literally dying because my Wi-Fi is 1% and I can't post this cat video.'
Text: 'I skipped class to watch this live stream. It was worth it.'
Post: 'I don't know how to breathe anymore. I just know how to tweet.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A 'Chronically Online Whore' is someone who would rather be yelled at by a thousand strangers online than have one real friend.
Comment: 'I got 100 likes for this post. My real life friend didn't even text me.'
Post: 'My mom called. I told her I was busy. I was actually busy with a group chat.'
DM: 'My dog died. I didn't even notice because I was playing Among Us.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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