a christmas story

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The ultimate Christmas movie, played like a broken record every holiday. It’s got Ralphie, his annoying brother, his drunk dad, and his crazy mom. Everyone knows it as the one with the kid in the pink suit or the leg lamp, which Ralphie clearly has a hard-on for.

My mom turned it on at 8 AM and didn’t shut it off till 10 PM.

I watched it so much I can quote every line.

My dad thinks it’s the only Christmas movie that matters.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you pounce on someone’s back and hit them like a lunatic. Ralphie did this to the school bully in A Christmas Story.

I headbutted my brother after he took my last cookie.

I took my crush down on the playground like a beast.

My cousin tackled my uncle during the football game.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

When you shoot your eye out with your own cum. It happens when you’re too high or your partner is too aggressive.

I shot my eye out after I drank 10 beers and had a wild sex session.

My girlfriend got me back for shooting my eye out.

My dad shot his eye out during a Christmas party.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Waking up with your cum stuck to your underwear from the night before. It’s like when Flick stuck his tongue to the pole.

I woke up with my cum glued to my pants and my shirt.

My brother had cum stuck to his boxers like a pancake.

My mom woke up with cum stuck to her shirt and cried.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Getting head on a jungle gym in the cold and blowing your load on a girl’s face, then making her stick to the gym like Flick stuck to the pole.

I got head on the gym and my load flew in her face.

My crush got head on the gym and stuck to it like a fool.

I made my sister stick to the gym and laughed like a maniac.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Taking an icicle and shoving it up someone’s butt or vagina and then licking it like a dog. It’s like when Flick got stuck to the pole.

I stuck an icicle up my friend’s butt and licked it like a dog.

My sister stuck an icicle in my butt and laughed like a hyena.

I took an icicle up my partner’s butt and licked it in front of everyone.

by Slangipedia 6d ago