a Chris Brown

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When a guy loses his mind and goes full-on crazy, usually by smacking or punching someone who doesn't deserve it.
My boy just got a Chris Brown after his girlfriend called him out for being a fraud.
The teacher got a Chris Brown after the class messed with his coffee.
My dog got a Chris Brown after he ate my homework.
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When you take all your anger and slam it into someone’s face, like a slap or a punch.
My mom got a Chris Brown after I told her I was leaving home.
The barista got a Chris Brown after I spilled my coffee on her.
My brother got a Chris Brown after he stole my last donut.
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When a guy beats up a girl so hard, he might need a medal for his brutality.
My cousin got a Chris Brown after he cheated on his girlfriend.
My neighbor got a Chris Brown after he took her phone.
My friend got a Chris Brown after he called her a ‘bitch’ 10 times.
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When you beat a woman so bad, you might as well have a degree in violence.
My dad got a Chris Brown after he called my mom a ‘slut’ in front of everyone.
My uncle got a Chris Brown after he took my cousin’s allowance.
My friend’s brother got a Chris Brown after he stole his sister’s phone.
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When you slap a woman so hard, you might break her nose just for fun.
My friend got a Chris Brown after he texted her ‘you’re ugly’ 100 times.
My teacher got a Chris Brown after I drew a mustache on his face.
My brother got a Chris Brown after he broke my phone.
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A beatdown that can happen anywhere, from a real-life fight to a game, and it always ends with someone crying.
I got a Chris Brown in Halo after I killed his character 10 times.
My friend got a Chris Brown in WoW after he stole my gold.
I got a Chris Brown in Continuum after I beat him at the final level.
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When a guy hits his girlfriend so hard, she might need a doctor and a new phone.
My cousin got a Chris Brown after she told him he was fat.
My neighbor got a Chris Brown after she broke his favorite mug.
My brother got a Chris Brown after he stole her phone and called her a ‘slut’.
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