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A big lumpy dude with a head like a brick. Looks like he was hit with a hammer.
Hey Chris, you look like a walking meatball.
Chris walks in and everyone turns around.
Chris is the human version of a doughnut.
A Chris
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A smug guy who thinks he's rich, but he's just lying to look cool. He drives a car he can't afford and talks about deals like he's a boss.
Chris: 'I just closed a $100,000 deal!' (He bought a pizza with it.)
Chris: 'I'm living the dream.' (He's living in his mom's basement.)
Chris: 'I'm rolling in cash.' (He's rolling in debt.)
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A hot teddy bear that you’d want to hug and eat.
Chris is like a bear hug with a side of honey.
Chris walks in and everyone wants to cuddle him.
Chris looks like a bear that just got a makeover.
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A weird guy who throws milk everywhere, yells like a banshee, and thinks he's black.
Chris throws milk at the ceiling and screams, 'I'M BLACK!'
Chris spills milk on his boss and yells 'RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!'
Chris yells 'RRREEEEEEEEEEEE' and throws milk at a cop.
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A great name for a guy who’s got everything going for him.
My name is Chris. I’m perfect.
Chris is the name of a god.
Chris is the best name ever given to a human.
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The gayest thing ever. Like a rainbow made of glitter and drama.
Chris is the gayest thing since glitter came to life.
Chris is like a rainbow with a personality.
Chris is so gay, he brought a disco ball to the gym.
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A guy who’s perfect, kind, and knows how to make you laugh. He’s also hot and smells good.
Chris is perfect and he knows it.
Chris is the kind of guy who makes you laugh and cry at the same time.
Chris is the best guy you’ll ever meet.